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Better than a cup of Circle K coffee in the morning, it's Bruce Jacobs on KFYI.
Bruce Jacobs is KFYI's resident right-wing ranter. From Local to World News, Sports to Sitcoms...HE HAS AN OPINION!!! Bruce delivers the Valley's only live, local talk show for the morning commute. A native of New York, Bruce is often compared to other KFYI talk show host Sean Hannity. Both joke they were separated at birth, I'm sure you can guess which one is the "evil" twin. Bruce is an ordinary guy with extraordinary opinions and ideas.
Want to tell Bruce what YOU think, e-mail him at BruceJacobs@clearchannel.com or his Producer Karilyn Frazier at KarilynFrazier@clearchannel.com or Click here to view Karilyn's page!
Bruce Jacobs Daily Video Blog:
Watch what you didn't hear on the radio!
Video - John Edwards CAUGHT in Alleged Affair Click Here
Video - Only the DUMB pay Photo Radar TicketsClick Here
Video - Batman and Shaq join forces to fight.....Click Here
Video Blog Archive
Welfare PoemI cross ocean,
poor and borke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
Buy neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house ot rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kid's need dentist?
Wives need pills?
We get free!
We got not bills!
Americans' crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can
scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
Many times on the Jacobs' In The Morning show, Bruce will go on a rant and use words that you (or anyone for that matter) has never heard before. Bruce's producer, Karilyn with a K, has put together a group of words and phrases that Bruce uses frequently so you can better understand his rants:
Lettuce & McStain: Refers to Senator John McCain
Crappy Nappy: Refers to Governor Janet Napolitano
Terry The Tool: Refers to Attorney General Terry Goddard
The Rag: Refers to the Arizona Republic
Crybune: Refers to the EV Tribune
Pussification: Refers to what Bruce calls the "girlifying" of America
Ahmahmmmzzfddfadd: (Like something stuck in the back of your throat) refers to Iran President Muhmoud Ahmadinejad.
Katie Cupcake: Refers to Katie Couric
If you hear something on Bruce's show and you're not sure what he's talking about, e-mail Bruce or Karilyn and we will add it to the list to help you and others to understand!!
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Photos, Links & More
 The Obama Iraq Documentary: Whatever the Politics Demand
 JibJab's Election 2008 Video
 Michael Moore Cartoons
Illegals Turning Desert into Landfill
Bruce's Teams:
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Edwards Denies Mistress Story!
Thursday 07-24-2008 9:38am MT
Meet John Edwards' Mistress
Thursday 07-24-2008 9:22am MT
JOHN EDWARDS' LOVE CHILD WITH OTHER WOMAN WHILE WIFE CONTINUES BATTLE WITH CANCER!!
Follow the link to read the story.............
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sen_john_edwards_caught_with_mistress_and_love_child_in_la_hotel/celebrity/65193McCain's New Campaign Video
Wednesday 07-23-2008 10:53am MT
Some new cartoons for your pleasure!
Wednesday 07-23-2008 10:42am MT
Why NFL Quarterbacks Need Short Names (scroll down to see all 4 pictures):
Friday 06-06-2008 9:31am MT
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